Bedtime Reading with Conan O’Brien

Toward the end of his interview with Neil Patrick Harris last night, Conan O’Brien bemoaned interruptions of applause, which were slowing down the witty banter on stage. He imagined someone at home with the remote, turning off the TV, complaining, “I might have to read a book!” He mimed reading a book, for a split second, then: “Can’t read.” The invisible book disappearing, an invisible remote clicking. “Back to Conan!”

Which was very funny, and the fact that Conan mentions books in the middle of an interview that has nothing to do with them practically makes him a champion of literacy. Conan’s no slouch, after all. He did go to Harvard.

But it made me think about reading before going to bed. Setting aside the other things we’d all like to be doing in bed, there used to be a tradition of reading before going to sleep. People hung special lights on their headboards so they could read at night. Maybe they’d only get in a few pages before nodding off, but still, there was a tradition of reading before going to sleep.

Then we started putting TVs in our bedrooms. Why did we do that? OK, it’s easier to watch reruns of Law & Order than try to remember where we were in War & Peace. But wouldn’t it be better for our poor fragile brains to have a little intellectual spark before pulling down the shades for the night?

Of course, there isn’t anything that says we can’t watch Conan and then read. But to guard against TV-before-sleep hazards, I’ve left my TV in the living room. What about you?

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