MFA: debt, workshops and you

The eternal MFA question has cropped up in a couple of places and I can’t confine my comments to comments. So here goes. I went to AWP. I’m in a writing program, a full-time student getting an MFA in fiction.

I wasn’t sure I’d do it. First I had to clean up my Bachelor’s degree, then take the GRE, then throw $50 or so at a bunch of grad schools. There was no guarantee I’d get in anyplace. I wager, all told, about 1 in 20 do.

If I had walked into the bank that once gave me a mortgage and told them I’d like tens of thousands of dollars to sit in a room and write for a couple of years, they would still be laughing. But the federal government is doing exactly that, all because I’m getting the coveted MFA. But other than scoring those loans, why get an MFA, exactly?

Nick Matamas says it’s because those magic letters open the door to a great teaching job. Ah, no.

This year my school has conducted a search for an assistant fiction professor. How many applications did we get for that one job? About 200. They all had MFAs and had published at least one book. So the odds of getting a tenure-track position with your MFA are 10 times worse than getting that MFA in the first place.

Yikes, no wonder people are getting PhDs in creative writing. It takes that or a bestseller to stand out.

So why get an MFA? For the sage writing advice? Well, you have to pick the right program for that. Many times with ficiton this means picking a program with professors you like. If I’d read Brian Evenson’s work 18 months ago, I definitely would have applied to Brown; as it was, even Robert Coover wasn’t enough to get me to return to Rhode Island. But writers take sabbaticals, jump ship, or maybe just don’t teach all that much. Picking a program isn’t like looking at a menu at Denny’s: all dishes are subject to change. They might never serve the Moons Over My Hammy again.

OK. MFA for your workshop colleagues? This should be a reason. I mean, graduates who have nice things to say about the degree usually cite this as a chief benefit. But you don’t get to pick your fellow students; some will be great readers of your work, others are bound to be clueless. Honestly, you’ll probably get better returns forming a writing group of your own.

So is there really any reason to get an MFA? Yes. It gives you time to write. Me. It gives me time to write.

I can complain about many things: one professor had us regularly meditate during workshop, my thesis advisor made me cry, job prospects are bleak and I haven’t been this broke since Reagan was president. But I have time to write. And with that, my complaints seem minor. As Gwenda says, I have a novel to write. And the time to get it written.

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