I’d like to bonk Sasha Frere-Jones on the head

…with Thomas Pynchon’s Against the Day. And that’ll including the full weight of the 785 pages he did not read before deciding against it in the Morning News Tournament of Books.

Oh, Mr. Frere-Jones. Would you damn a Can record based on just its first 10 minutes? I think you would not.

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