American Girl meets Ron Jeremy

I’m still trying to get a handle on literary events in Pittsburgh. We’ve got this Drue Heinz lecture series, which features bigname literary writers — Chabon, Lahiri, Sedaris. It costs money, though, and always seems to be on nights when I’ve got writing workshop. Which leaves me hoping for good bookstore appearances. I know there is at least one good bookshop I haven’t yet set foot in, so I don’t purport to really understand Pittsburgh’s literary landscape yet.

But I have made it to the regional chainstore Joseph-Beth Booksellers. They’re more like Barnes & Noble than my preferred type of independent bookstore, but they’re kinda huge and seem to have regular signings. More so than other locals I’ve found.

So it cracked me up today when I realized what they’ve got in store for Feburary. On the 3rd: a American Girl Victorian Tea. For Girls 7 and up! Dollies! Doilies! Followed just 6 days later by Ron Jeremy, signing his porn-and-tell, The Hardest (Working) Man in Show Business. Now wait, was that porn on Friday, little girls on Saturday, or the other way around?

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I like sitting in Jack Webb's booth.