My review of Alan DeNiro’s Total Oblivion, More or Less appears in today’s LA Times. Here’s how it starts.

Macy Palmer would be living the life of a normal Midwestern 16-year-old girl, if only the Scythians hadn’t driven her family from their Minnesota home. Or perhaps the blame lies with the spreading plague, or the rival Imperial army — it’s hard to say.

Exactly who or what is the cause for the chaos in “Total Oblivion, More or Less” is not as important as how it reshapes Macy’s world. She’s a smarter-than-average teenager with a mildly dysfunctional family. Her flirtatious older sister, Sophia, plans to skip traditional college and become a midwife, not exactly the path their father, an astronomy professor, might have chosen. Her younger brother, Ciaran, enrolled in classes for troubled children, has a sinister intelligence. Her mother drifts through days, particularly after discovering that she’s pregnant again.

Hello, 2010!

Possum Living was published in the late 70s as a sassy guide to anti-consumerist living. Mostly ideology-free — unless you count a cheerful curmudgeonliness as an ideology — the book, written by the pseudonymous 18 year-old Dolly Freed, has just been reissued by Tin House. And I wrote about it for Boldtype/Flavorpill yesterday:

Dolly’s practical lessons are presented with an irresistible wiseass grin: “We usually leave on the head, tail and fins for the simple reason that the fish looks nicer that way; and it means less work,” she writes. “Also, many fish have considerable amounts of meat in their heads — just like some people.”

Dolly lived with her father on a half-acre lot in suburban Philadelphia off just $5,000 a year, which was perplexingly cheap enough in her day to get her on the Merv Griffin Show. Her dad earned the little cash they needed doing odd jobs during winter, but the book is about everything else it took to live like possums: the gardening, the scrimping and shortcuts, the “merrily gurgling” home still.

What’s remarkable is how prescient, or smart, or just plain no-nonsense Freed’s advice was, because so much makes sense today. Not only do they ditch their car and ride bikes instead, but she warns against getting overly expensive bicycles — see ya, fixies — that might get stolen. Like my neighbors, she uses her yard as a vegetable garden, which she plans carefully (she explains how). She grows herbs and preserves the extras in vinegar. She makes pickling sound simple, cooks over an open fire when she can, buys clothes at Goodwill, and has plenty of time left over for playing chess on the porch.

Some of the projects are harder to imagine adopting. She and her father purchase wheat, soybeans, and potatoes in bulk from a feed store — there are still feed stores around, it turns out, but how many of us will make the time to clean and grind our own wheat? Freed made moonshine with a pressure cooker, some copper pipe, and rubber tubing, assembling the pieces with dough. OK, that’s inventive, but would it be so terrible to buy a gasket or two? Winemaking is easier in the final stages — once you put it all together, you just let it ferment — but even with Freed’s fruit-and-sugar measures supplied, calculating it all gets pretty complicated.

But the real challenge is the bunnies.

This is where Freed is awesome in her punk rockness: like a band that knows it will offend, she puts the hardest track right up front. She raises chickens and bunnies; the chickens provide eggs. The bunnies? They provide meat.

There’s more (more!) and I swear, even if the byline bears the editor’s name, it was written by me. And now I’ve got to hop offline to buy some bunnies soil to see if I can get a garden going.

When Dominick Dunne died in August of this year, he was in the last stages of editing his novel Too Much Money, out this week.

What’s interesting about the book isn’t its prose, which is execrable, or its story, which is ripped-from-the-headlines-of-rich-people-you-don’t-care-about. It’s that Dunne, who was two months shy of his 84th birthday, comes out of the closet in it.

Sort of. More precisely, he pushes his alter-ego Gus Bailey out, in this admission.

“Probably true, whatever you’ve heard,” Gus added as casually as he could.

“Heard?” Peter inquired.

“Oh you know, that I’m deep within the closet. . . . Well, maybe I am . . . in the closet. So what. . . . I feel quite relieved having said it. I’m beyond 80, you know. Mustn’t have any more secrets. Can’t die with a secret, you know.”

Dunne, who was long rumored to be gay, told the Times of London he was a “closeted bisexual celibate” in February. In the book, Gus, too, says he’s celibate. What’s sad is that a man who trafficked in gossip and rumor still felt that being gay was something to be hidden, a secret he should keep up until his 80s. Or maybe it’s not sad — maybe he finally felt like it was OK to come out (or have Gus come out).

I attended a big chunk of the first Phil Spector trial, and Dunne was there every day. I didn’t talk to him much — he was always surrounded by court groupies — although he was friendly, more friendly than a few of the web correspondents who shared the back row with me, where those of us with laptops were allowed. Near the end of the trial, the jurors were taken to Spector’s house in Alhambra for a walkthrough; only one member of the media was allowed, and we all decided on Linda Deutsch, the 40-year veteran of the AP. The photo above was taken by Steven Mikulan, then of the LA Weekly, as we all sat around waiting for the tour to finish. It was the most I talked to Dunne. We didn’t talk about sexuality — we talked about Connecticut.

I really liked him, but man, his book Too Much Money is awful. But maybe it’s good that he got something off his Gus’s chest. My review is in today’s LA Times.

It’s been a long time since I read the NY Times book review. Chalk it up to business and professional disinterest — I never have enough time to read everything I’m supposed to, and most of what I read feeds what I might write about for Jacket Copy at the LA Times. But I can’t spend my Jacket Copy days writing about the NY Times, so I’ve been giving it a pass. Until today.

I’m so glad I did. Because Tom Bissell’s review of Season of Ash by Jorge Volpi is not to be missed. After explaining, “What it is not: surprising, involving or at all interesting. What it lacks: any occasions of arresting language or appreciable drama,” and elaborating on its other faults, Bissell writes, “That more or less ends the laudatory portion of this review.”

The negativity seems, from the review, well-deserved — but it’s the deadpan delivery that kills me.

But hey, aside from a big, promising yet not-great work in translation, I have to wonder: where’d the fiction go?

Yesterday, Nielsen announced that it would shutter several publications, including the review-o-matic Kirus, Kirkus, for its willingness to go negative.

I never wrote for Kirkus, and as I haven’t published a book, I haven’t feared its cold, cold advance publication stare. But it was interesting to read what some reviewers experienced.

Mark Athitakis: Though the editors there knew my general interests, I didn’t get a vote on what was sent to me to review. In short, it wasn’t a job for reviewers who cared only about books they felt pretty certain they’d like. Which speaks to the most contentious and, I think, admirable aspect of the magazine—that Kirkus‘ reviews were more negative than positive. Conventional wisdom argues that this is because the reviews were written by large passels of smug know-nothings who used their anonymity as a blunt instrument. I prefer to think Kirkus served an uncomfortable truth—most books are mediocre.

Jonathan Taylor in the Stranger: From mountains of galleys that loomed all around her office, my editor took care to pluck out some interesting obscure books that otherwise would have been, or probably still were, destined to pass largely unnoticed. Most of the books were boring–kind of all right or sort of bad–in either case hard to do justice to in less than 300 words. It gave me great pleasure, though, to craft just what I wanted to say about the really bad ones and the really good ones.

All wrote anonymously, all wrote short, pithy reviews — less than 350 words — and all tended to express their opinions boldly. Perhaps that was the consolation they got for writing cheap. In some ways — cheap/fast/short — it reminds me of CMJ’s reviews; I wrote a couple when I began writing about music, because I wanted the clips. Not having much of a say as to what landed in my mailbox (this was in the era of CDs) meant I had to work hard, sometimes, to hear the music on its own terms and not my own.

Taylor takes on the question of reviewer impartiality. “For me, it’s like a massive crush, almost literally: I stopped writing reviews because my interest in books has led me quite naturally into a position of a ‘conflict of interest’ with regard to the literature I love the most.” But I’m not sure that’s entirely true — I think it’s possible to remain in love with literature and review it. At least, it’s still possible for me.

This week I reviewed the book In My Father’s Shadow by Chris Welles Feder for the weekly magazine of the California Report. The show is broadcast by public radio stations statewide at various times over the weekend. It was on San Francisco’s KQED Friday at 4:30pm and it’s online now. Here’s how it begins:

Orson Welles was a genius filmmaker, with all the complications that genius seems to bring. The desire to learn more about one of the most fascinating characters to pass through Hollywood is understandable. But it’s this interest in Welles that gives the new memoir by his eldest daughter its unusual shape, if not its title: In My Father’s Shadow.

Yet the book is no cliched litany of star-offspring complaints. Feder might have had them — like the punch line of a Johnny Cash song, she’s a girl named Christopher. But Chris, now 71, adored her father, and is a talented storyteller who brings alive the golden era of Hollywood.

If you listen, that silky voice at the beginning isn’t me — it’s Rachel Myrow. I’m the more nubby one that follows.

After several weeks on the road, writing and blogging and a whole summer stacked with more responsibilities than you could shake a crashed hard drive at, I’m back.

Lately I’ve:

Been named a judge of this year’s Story Prize, with A. M. Holmes and librarian Bill Kelly
Chronicled the latest successes of Sherman Alexie for the LA Times
Reviewed Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby at the LA Times
Talked to the Guardian about Lorrie Moore
Interviewed Margaret Atwood for Jacket Copy
Interviewed Michael Chabon for Jacket Copy
Interviewed James Ellroy for the Barnes & Noble Review
Attended the National Book Festival for the LA Times

Along in there I went to New York, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Iowa and Seattle. Much to tell, little time. But more soon.

When I first read Thomas Pynchon, his oeuvre consisted of three novels — V, The Crying of Lot 49, Gravity’s Rainbow — and one collection of short stories, Slow Learner, which in comparison to the novels felt fairly dregs-ish. That was all: someone else accepted his National Book Award for Gravity’s Rainbow, and then silence. Since Pynchon had absented himself from public discourse to an extreme like no other writer since J.D. Salinger, it was kind of assumed that he, like Salinger, was pretty much done writing, or done sharing his writing, and that would be that.

Eventually, this assumption proved wrong; there was Vineland in 1990, which I did not love, but perhaps should revisit; the massive Mason & Dixon (1998) and Against the Day (2006), two uber-Pynchonian tomes; and then, surprise, tomorrow — or just past midnight tonight, if you’re near a bookstore with Pynchon-head staffers — Inherent Vice. (Here in LA, both Skylight Books and Book Soup will be open late).

Despite all this Pynchon bounty — heck, the once-complete recluse has blurbed books, written CD liner notes and been on The Simpsons — part of my brain still sees a new Pynchon book as a kind of heaven-sent manna, unexpected and vital.

Admittedly, that manna might be entirely lousy, like Vineland was to me on my first read, or exhausting, as I found Mason & Dixon.

So when I got to not only read Inherent Vice before it came out but review it for the LA Times, I was excited — and trepidatious. What if it sucked? I’d have to say so. I’d been on a run of saying things sucked, so I was prepared. I girded myself.

I was gleeful to find that Inherent Vice is a great fun book. It’s smart and pop-culture-y and detective-y and dirty, it uses LA as a genuine setting, stays with a narrator who’s sweet yet has a cynical-enough eye, has goofy names and clever anachronisms and a kind of sadness. There are more layers to it than are apparent in the first pages, I think. And if you finish it and the name Dan Duryea pops into your head, we should talk.

Although recent years have provided far more Pynchon than I’d ever hoped, I have to say I’m looking forward to reading his next one. Even if it’s Vineland II: Electric Boogaloo.

My review of Jonathan Ames’ The Double Life is Twice As Good is in today’s LA Times books pages. The book is not so great, and I couldn’t help but think that his publisher wanted to have an Ames collection on shelves which included the story “Bored to Death” by the time the HBO series based on it (starring Jason Schwatrzman) premieres this fall. Not only to the pieces fail to say much of anything, but old diary entries and an email are included — filler-style odds and ends. I wish the book had been great; Ames generously gave me an interview when I was a struggling podcaster, and was very kind, too. Such is the sucky job of a critic, though: you’ve got to be critical.

On another note, I got to talk about works-after-death for an article that appears in today’s Observer. There’s a major upcoming release by Nabakov (the long-secreted The Original of Laura), a re-do of Hemingway’s A Movable Feast, and a few others, including Graham Greene’s first (unfinished) novel. The Strand Magazine gave Jacket Copy a peek at Graham Greene’s effort — sort of an Agatha Christie knock-off — and I got to chime in about what the dead-guy-book pile-on means.

Malcolm Gladwell reviews Chris Anderson’s Free in this week’s New Yorker — I wrote about the dust-up surrounding uncredited passages in the book and what the implications of Anderson’s error might be in the LA Times, so I was curious. I think Gladwell brings up many good questions about Anderson’s thesis — that as stuff becomes close enough to free to round down, our economy is changing.

He’s correct in saying he that the end cost of a product is only partially the product itself — that distribution, execution and other expenses make up the bulk of the cost.

But he’s not correct in implying, then, that things aren’t free. Just because it’s expensive to produce something — a specialized drug — doesn’t mean that the cost will be passed on to the buyer.

Take, for example, the music industry and journalism, two things I know a bit about. Whether it’s the millions it takes to put Metallica on CD or a couple hundred bucks in home recording, songs can be copied and recirculated for free. And the LA Times can be accessed online for free, no subscription necessary. It’s not that songs or newspapers are free to produce — they’re not — but they are free to acquire.

In Gladwell’s drug example, he concludes, “In this case, information does not want to be free.* It wants to be really, really expensive.” But what information wants is not necessarily what information gets. Metallica does not want you to download their music without buying it. But the expectations of Free aren’t dictated by information, or Metallica, or the producer of a drug — they’re from the um, purchasers — people who know that Free is possible, and will continue to choose it first over notfree.

* The phrase “information wants to be free” came from Stewart Brand in the 1980s. It was remixed a few times, but each time he said or wrote it, it was paired with the idea that information also wants to be expensive. Sometimes, when people argue against “information wants to be free,” they overlook the fact that this free-expensive duality was part of the statement in the first place.

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