I spent two years in graduate school, getting an MFA in creative writing at the University of Pittsburgh, which I wrapped up last fall. I was older than most of my fellow students, about the same age as one of my professors, yet of all of them, I was the digital advocate.

It was almost silly. I’d tried to talk about literature in the online world — litjournals, blogs, access to agents, literary conversations — and was met with blank looks. I was baffled — how could so many 20-somethings not know what an RSS feed was? Didn’t they blog or have a stale livejournal account or anything? Eventually, we did manage to launch a good online literary journal that was supported by the department — although I bet some people are still asking when it’ll go into print.

What you might do with reading and the online sphere was given attention only by a few. My second year, I taught English composition, and when I got to an exercise about writing personas in the syllabus I adapted it to Facebook. The day we looked at those student projects, I was observed by my mentor. I was excited. She didn’t get it. I was reprimanded.

The resistance to new forms of writing and communication was discouraging. But there were a few people in the PhD program who were engaging with, as the academics say, texts in interesting ways. I’ve continued to follow their work.

And as I watch what’s being tweeted and blogged about the MLA conference this year, I have to say I’m excited all over again. People do get it. Smart engaged readers and academics not only have noticed that the online world is fertile and interesting, they’re trying to figure out clever ways to plug into it — as teachers, as scholars, as thinkers.

It’s inspiring. It makes me happy for academia. Long may it be plugged in.

In a letter dated October 2, 1946, Raymond Chandler wrote:

I suppose you read a bookseller our here was convicted of selling indecency in Edmund Wilson’s Memoirs of Hecate County. Very discouraging. The book is indecent enough, of course, and in exactly the most offensive way — without passion, like a phallus made of dough. Now they are bootlegging the damn thing at $25 a copy. It isn’t worth the original asking price. Being, like all those who have worked in Hollywood, somewhat of a connoisseur of the damp fart, I place Mr. Wilson high on the list. His careful and pedestrian book reviews misguide one into thinking there is something in his head besides mucilage. There isn’t.

What with Wilson being all the rage this fall — two Library of America books of criticism and a new bio — I was feeling pretty guilty about finding his writing tedious. Now, not so much.

julie reads

One of my first posts about grad school included the note that Julie Granum “is a fine poet.” I didn’t know Julie. I didn’t know that wearing tank tops in chilly weather was something that she’d do regularly, or that she’d bring energy and a smile with her wherever, whenever I saw her, even when she was twisting with back pain, or that she was the kind of pretty girl people wanted to talk to on the street, just because. I didn’t know anything about her. I just thought she was a fine poet.

Julie Granum is dead. She died in California, after visiting with family, this week, or maybe last. She was 26.

Eventually I did know Julie, some. I knew that she would play records loud, if she liked. I knew that she would be overly generous to a fellow grad student — clearly unstable — who proceeded to steal Julie’s cell phone and engage in some crazy high drama. I knew that she’d rather dance than drink at a bar, but when I saw her, usually we all just wanted to drink. She adopted a big, spazzy dog, which she loved without reservation, bringing it with her everyplace, moving apartments to give it a home.

Julie wanted to be loved so terribly. She did the silly college thing, making out with guys and girls alike, getting drunk and grabbing asses and generally having a good time that skimmed the line of risk and voyeurism and maybe even danger. But there was something else in it; she really wanted to give love so she could get some back.

I’m not sure if I ever met anyone who needed as much love as Julie Granum; I can be sure that I didn’t return the share she needed. I liked her. But I’m not sweet or demonstrative — I’m just a waspy chick who waves and smiles. She needed to embraced by men, men like cowboys, like princes, like heroes. She needed to feel enclosed and safe and beautiful, and she wore the need for adoration and comfort as naked and raw as I’ve ever seen. I’m sure she never got enough.

Julie took this semester off Pitt. Her dog was hit by a car and died in circumstances I don’t fully understand. I didn’t know she was going to California, and have no idea why she decided to never return. The details of her death are unclear.

I can’t count the lifetimes I’ve lived since I was 26, but the pile of them makes me want to reach back through time — just a few weeks! — and explain to Julie that all damage can be survived, every wound will heal, every ounce of despair might be dispelled by the silliest moment. A breath of garlic across the subway. The scent of pine in a park, the touch of a finger across skin, the pull of a leg, a sandy itch, the sound of water over rocks. The taste of clear water, clear vodka, across the tongue; the tang of fresh grapefruit one morning off a tree. The laughter of an enemy, the irritation of a mosquito bite, the idea that resurfaces, the ache of a back, the surprise of a flower or a cloud across the sky. Simple and close, or faraway. But the unexpectedness, the pleasure of surprise, a moment that couldn’t be predicted, even terror, even hate, even nerves or shock, even trepidation, recognition, grace. Like, loud. Like champagne.

Goodbye, Julie Granum. Your departure was a mistake. Goodbye.

Why is it that in the sciences, universities try to move forward, and in the humanities, they seem obsessed with looking back?

I’m considering applying to PhD programs in creative writing. Although every program is different, they basically include the coursework for a PhD in English with a few creative workshops mixed in, with a final creative manuscript instead of the typical PhD thesis.

Many (but not all) schools that offer the creative writing PhD require the GRE subject test in English. Back when I was an English undergrad, the GRE literature exam was reputed to be brutal. This is what’s on it, according to the GRE folks themselves:

- Continental, Classical, and Comparative Literature through 1925 — 5-10%
- British Literature to 1660 (including Milton) — 25-30%
- British Literature 1660-1925 — 25-35%
- American Literature through 1925 — 15-25%
- American, British, and World Literatures after 1925 — 20-30%

To sum this up, 70-80% of the exam focuses on work before 1925.

25-30% of the entire exam will be on BRITISH LIT BEFORE 1600.

What concerns me isn’t that I can’t possibly do well on the test (I can’t. I was terrible at recognizing poets from excerpts when I learned them more than a decade ago, and I don’t know a caesura from a sestina) but what this focus indicates. The discipline, as it appears through the lens of this exam, is inherently colonial, still trying to prove to big bad monarch daddy that we deserve his love, we do, we really really do, because we can appreciate him and study his dirty bards and his pious poets and his sarcastic essayists and his metaphysical poets and his beowulf, thank you very much, and since we’ve been so good, may we please have some more moors, please?

I fear if American universities use this same rubric as the basis for the students they admit, it reflects the courses those students will take and the disciplines they will go on to teach. Where is the contemporary fiction? Does it have a place in the academy? I feel it must, but I fear it does not.

For literature since 1925 — from Britain, America and “World literatures” — there will be between 46 and 69 questions. That includes books and plays and poetry and theory. Will there be anything about the internet? About how literariness and literacy has been affected by email, text messaging, virtual libraries? About how the interaction between author and screen (or reader and screen) may or may not change the way literature comes into being, or is received?

If there are as many questions about works published after 1993 — my random date for widespreadingness of the internet — as there are about Milton, I’ll … I’ll … well, I’ll get them right, is what I’ll do.

Sometimes, I wish I was making robots. Then I could do my math and look forward, and wouldn’t be tested on the origin of the goddamn nut.

Even with funding, graduate school is hard to manage without student loans. (Really, could you live on $14K a year?) So we all juggle our money and cross our fingers and hope that someday, we’ll have a job, and we can pay off the debt just normal grown-ups pay their mortgages. Jan Yoder probably hoped so; these days, his mother is speaking for him:

It was [loan collectors'] calls and the burden of crushing debt, she says, that led her depressed son to take the drastic action of killing himself late last month. He did so in the Illinois State University chemistry building in Normal — in the very lab where he did his research to earn his master’s degree.

He couldn’t find work, he moved back in with his mom, he sent out resume after resume. He was afraid to take a gig outside his profession because, with his unserviced debt, his wages might be garnished and then professional employers might see that on his record. At the end of the story, there’s a (barely believable) kicker: two potential employers tried to contact him about job openings — but he’d already committed suicide.

My workshop teacher this term, Chuck Kinder, started us off with two packets of Raymond Carver readings. As Chuck isn’t just a Carver fan — he was also a good friend — the materials included several pieces about Carver, plus two of his stories (“Cathedral” and “Fires”).

In an Esquire piece written after Carver’s death, Tobias Wolff recounts several up-close-and-personal Ray Carver stories. In one, Wolff, in an effort to impress Carver, resorts to telling a tall tale. First he swears him to secrecy, then:

There’s that old excuse we give for saying what we shouldn’t. The words walked right out of my mouth. Well, these were the words that walked out of my mouth, and I watched them with complete surprise and horror: “Ray, I used to be a heroin addict.”

Wolff says he couldn’t help himself, and went on to describe all sorts of heroin-addict adventures. In subsequent days the lie weighed on him; eventually he told Carver the truth. That he’d made up the heroin addict story. Carver wasn’t mad — but he hadn’t kept it secret, either. In fact, he’d told a bunch of people. Cue gales of laughter.

Chuck also gave us a confidential excerpt from what I think is a Carver biography. It focuses on the years Carver was in Palo Alto, when he and Chuck became friends.

It was wild times. Chuck had the party house. Carver had a wife and a mistress. Eventually, Carver’s mistress married Chuck. (And she’s really nice). Chuck wrote about this period in his book Honeymooners.

It would be disingenuous to say that Honeymooners is not about Ray and myself. Everything in there is pretty factual, except what I’d do is I’d crunch situations or times that are pretty similar. They’re not utterly journalistic, but they are factual, and emotionally they are really true.

Fiction writers, like Chuck Kinder and Raymond Carver, tell the truth but tell it slant. Chuck shows us that the slant can make all the difference by including “The Harvest” in the packet; here, Tess Gallagher (Carver’s last wife) does her own take on the blind man’s visit that’s the heart of Carver’s “Cathedral.” It’s clear that actual events sparked the story, but it would be hard to outdo “Cathedral.” Gallagher doesn’t — her version of the story may be more true, but it’s not nearly as affecting. She writes about a blind man’s visit; Carver’s story, full of sloth and malice, winds up with a beautiful moment of creation and communication. I’d rather read Carver’s lie.

In the July 2 edition of the New Yorker, Margaret Talbot writes about brain scans and lying. The idea is that brain scans could provide an true and complete polygraph. Imagine if you could stick Phil Spector in an MRI machine, ask him “Did you shoot Lana Clarkson?” look at his brain activity and know for certain if his answer was a lie.

There are many issues with this, though, and Talbot does a fine, funny job outlining them. So far, most research has involved just one kind of person (willing, cooperative students). It doesn’t include someone whose answer may mean death row and tries, desperately, to trick the machine. It doesn’t take into account delusion — what if Phil Spector did shoot Lana Clarkson, but he’s convinced himself he’s not responsible? Finally — and more to the point — there’s this:

In fact, many liars experience what deception researchers call “duping delight.”

And that’s the heart of the matter, isn’t it? Fiction writers have heightened cases of duping delight. Sure, it takes a while before someone reads your fiction, so there’s a bit of delayed gratification. But I imagine many writers would agree to feeling delight at getting a story just right. Giggles, whoops. Duping delight.

Tobias Wolff’s “The Liar,” which we also read this week, is about a kid who can’t stop lying — in writing. The way I figure it, Chuck wants us to be a big bunch of liars. Delighted, that is.

Lapacking

Now I have to unplug the modem. Next stop: undetermined, somewhere along the 15.

GoodbyecruelstoveThat’s not fair, really. The stove has been absolutely wonderful. The only thing cruel about it is that I have to leave it behind, and it’s pink, entirely glowingly pink. With mustard yellow accents. So perfectly 1960s — high-end modern readapted for suburban use 1960s. My wonderful stove, to be departing for an apartment building in Westwood tomorrow.

This is the near-to-last bit of decommissioning of my belongings for the move to Pittsburgh. Tomorrow. I still have to pack a fish (dead), 2 cats (live) and 14 t-shirts. I don’t recall the final tally of boxes of books (22? 28?) but I know as enormous as it looked it my apartment, it became small and wan in the vast truck.

I was lucky to say goodbye to Jim and Mark and we talked about books, which I hope I’ll get to do a lot of in school. All books. All the time. Boxes and boxes and boxes of ‘em.

The cool new MetaxuCafe, all-litblogs, all-the-time, has decided to let me post about literary podcasts. I should post there very soon. I should also post a new literary podcast in this very spot very soon.

However, I am working on an enormous paper, luckily about books I love. It’s my last bit of undergraduate work ever, and it would be fun if it weren’t 35 pages long. I mean, on its way to being 35 pages long.

I am extraordinarily grateful to the professor who has just given me an extension until Monday.  But if she were answering the door here, she might say, we’re sorry, but Carolyn can’t come out and play.

Sam Sacks glancingly reviews Best New American Voices 2006 and quite reasonably takes MFA programs to the mat. Some, like The Elegant Variation, call these programs meatgrinders. The Literary Saloon snips the salient points. Which I’ll summarize:

MFA programs churn out middling, formulaic writers.

Maybe MFA programs in writing are a little like studying jazz performance. You’ll get a lot of practice, and with practice you get better. If you get really good, you’ll be able to play in the backing band for just about anybody. You probably realize, as a jazz musician, that greatness comes from a crazy alchemy of risk and timing and the artistic dialogue you have with other musicians. Maybe you’ll get lucky and be a long-lived legend, like Louis Armstrong; maybe you’ll be mainstream and respectable like Winton Marsalis; maybe you’ll be known by your peers and have some odd popculture breakthrough, like Herbie Hancock. But you know that you’ll only be the next Charlie Parker or Miles Davis
with a lot of luck and probably a lot of damage to your internal organs. Chance are, though, most everybody — even some of the most talented — will end up on the backline.

MFA programs help writers be pretty good but not great. Lincoln says they don’t seem to affect the greatness to shit ratio you’d find anywhere. Who can expect them to do better? It’s the writers who bear the responsibility to take the risks (both personal and artistic) that make their work interesting.

As many flaws as MFA programs have, they’re part of a system that is somewhat functional. It’s up to the wrtiters to use them for what they’re good fort: contacts. And practice.

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